Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

ENG
I was so bored that I caught myself thinking, in magnificent detail, about diverse techniques of masturbation. I realize now, in future men could act like monkeys and monkeys could be more human. I don’t know, this mostly animated and barely acted film was a hard thing to swallow. The Smurfs were better. In that movie you don’t see Brainy Smurf overpowering Papa Smurf with a machine gun. Although – not a bad idea Smurf-related. Maybe Neil Patrick Harris’ character could get a ricochet bullet so the film could be even better.

SER
Toliko mi je bilo dosadno da sam uhvatio sebe kako opširno razmišljam o tehnikama masturbacije. Shvatio sam, u budućnosti ljudi bi mogli da ispadnu majmuni, a majmuni bi mogli da ze “zaljude”. Ne znam, malo mi težak ovaj animirano-igrani film. Više su mi prijali Štrumpfovi. Tamo bar ne vidite Kefala kako pokušava da svrgne Velikog Štrumpfa mitraljezom, mada ne kažem da nije dobra ideja. Možda lik koga glumi Nil Patrik Haris popije rikošet.